A Week’s Worth of Quotes

  1. Andy Rooney: “Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.”
  2. Doug Larson: “Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
  3. Edward Abbey:  “One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”
  4. De La Lastra: “After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.”
  5. Ethal Mumford: “Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.”

Extra points granted to anybody who can use all of them.

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