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Earth Quake

25 April, 2010 by James Lawther Leave a Comment

The cause of the recent eruption in Iceland was scantily dressed women.

According to Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi a senior Iranian cleric (but not an operations analyst) “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes”.

Yesterday (Monday 26th April) an American student, Jen McCreight, organised an experiment (see the link).  Tens of thousands of women showed their cleavage to see what would happen.

The result?  There were 45 earthquakes across the globe.

But then on Sunday 25th there were also 45 earthquakes.

Sometimes it is wise to test cause and effect.

I have put my hard hat away now.

Photo by Brian Cook on Unsplash

Filed Under: Blog, Operations Analysis Tagged With: clarity, dogmatism, measurement, root cause analysis

About the Author

James Lawther
James Lawther

James Lawther is a middle-aged, middle manager.

To reach this highly elevated position he has worked in numerous industries, from supermarket retailing to tax collecting.  He has had several operational roles, including running the night shift in a frozen pea packing factory and carrying out operational research for a credit card company.

As you can see from his C.V. he has either a wealth of experience or is incapable of holding down a job.  If the latter is true this post isn’t worth a minute of your attention.

Unfortunately, the only way to find out is to read it and decide for yourself.

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